July 25, 2003

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(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Camano Island, Washington, where bozo James Lane went for a little stroll the other evening. Which would have been fine, except that he forgot to put on any clothes. Our totally naked bozo was spotted walking around near a movie theatre. The cops arrived and were in the process of writing him up for indecent exposure when one of the officers asked him what he did for a living. "I grow marijuana for fun and profit," our bozo proudly declared. He went on to tell the officer that he had an unusually large crop that year and would the officer like to help him harvest it. The officer said he’d certainly like to see it, and the bozo happily took him to his greenhouse. The plants were confiscated, and our bozo was busted.