Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. What’s that old story about not counting your chickens until they’re hatched? How about this rule for bozos–don’t count your money until you get home? From Lewiston, Maine comes the story of bozos Daniel Shaw and Brian King who held up a convenience store and made a quick getaway. Police were getting ready to go to work on the case when they received word of an accident outside of town. Investigators discovered the getaway car crashed into a tree with our dazed bozos still inside and money scattered everywhere. Police believe they were counting their take while traveling at a high rate of speed when the accident occurred. They were treated for cuts and bruises before being arrested.