February 26, 2004

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Gregg Hanke for sending in today’s report. From Salem, Arkansas comes the story of bozo Jeremy Michaelson who had a court appearance to determine his parole status after being charged with criminal mischief. Obviously, this was a very stressful time for our bozo and when the first recess of the morning came at 10:30 our bozo headed outside for a smoke. Only he needed something a little stronger than tobacco. So, he pulled a marijuana cigarette out of his pocket and lit up, in plain view of cops and court officials who where also outside for a smoke. Marijuana possession has been added to his parole violations.