But It Was Really Tasty Macaroni Salad!

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jake Tiefel for sending in today’s report from Mount Morris, New York, where the Build-A-Burger restaurant reported a burglary. They told the cops that their cash register, the surveillance system and a large bowl of macaroni salad had been taken in a robbery early Sunday morning. The cops searched the area, and on a nearby hiking path they found cash register parts, surveillance system parts, rubber gloves, loose change and “a steady trail of macaroni salad.” As you might imagine, the trail led directly to our bozos who have now been charged with burglary, criminal mischief and grand larceny.