March 1, 2004

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(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Sparks, Nevada, where bozo Donald Eiland robbed two women pedestrians and then made his getaway by stealing a beer truck. Not believing his luck, our bozo stopped a few blocks away to see if the truck was full. It was. He couldn’t resist the chance to sample the brew. One thing led to another and, before you know it, our bozo was drunk. So drunk that when the police brought the two women by to identify him, before they could say anything, our bozo identified them as his victims. He’s been arrested.