April 20, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Nashville, Tennessee where bozo Kendrick Glover was wanted by the cops after failing to surrender on charges of driving with a suspended license. Officers went to our bozo’s residence to arrest him and he began getting dressed, first putting on a pair of blue jeans, then abruptly taking them off and putting on another pair. The cops became suspicious and checked the discarded jeans, finding four bags of crack cocaine and a small amount of marijuana in the pockets. Felony crack charges and misdemeanor marijuana charges were added to our bozo’s rap sheet.