April 15, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Miami, Florida where bozo Natron Fowler attempted to rob a deli. We say attempted because the owner was having none of it. He grabbed a giant salami and hit our bozo in the face with it, breaking his nose. Our bozo then fled the scene and attempted to hide in a car parked nearby. Talk about having a bad day, the car he chose belonged to an undercover police team who was on the hunt for another crook. He’s under arrest.