Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dee Wilkerson for sending in today’s report. From Orchards, Washington, comes the story of bozo Robert Griffin who was out of work and had always wanted to be a cop, so he decided to stop by the police station to apply for a job. As anyone who’s ever had to go on a job interview knows, filling out that job application can be stressful. So our bozo decided to have himself a drink or two before visiting the station house. Bad idea. The cops noticed the alcohol on his breath and after he had filled out his application and left, they pulled him over. He’s been ticketed for drunk driving. Guess he probably won’t be getting the job.