Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule #5109: Make sure your weapon suits the crime. From Muncie, Indiana comes the story of bozo Michael Smithson who held up the Village Pantry and Mutual Federal Savings Bank, getting away with some cash before being apprehended. We can’t say for certain, but we would assume one of the reasons he was captured was that his weapon didn’t exactly strike fear into the hearts of his victims. He tried to hold up both places by threatening the clerks with a vacuum cleaner nozzle.