May 24, 2005

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Angela Brown for sending in today’s report. From Wenatchee, Washington comes the story of bozo Paul Porter who was spotted driving erratically at 1:30 in the morning. When an officer pulled him over, our bozo handed over what he said was his driver’s license. Don’t know where our bozo came up with it, but he could definitely have found a better fake ID. When the officer ran a check, he found the man on the license was wanted for manslaughter. Oops. Faced with a felony charge, our bozo quickly produced his own ID. He’s been charged with using a fake ID and possession of marijuana.