Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Copenhagen, Denmark where two unidentified bozos broke into a home and began hauling loot out to their car. A passerby noticed what was going on and confronted them, insisting that they return the stolen property. When they refused, he simply snatched the keys to their car to ensure that they weren’t going anywhere. It was what they did next that cemented their place in the Bozo Hall of Fame. They called the cops to report that someone had taken the keys to their car. Officers quickly realized what was going on and placed our bozos under arrest.