June 8, 2005

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Wilmington, North Carolina where bozo Jermelle Caldwell was heading down to the courthouse to pay the fine of a friend. Don’t know what he was planning to do after stopping at the courthouse, but he certainly came loaded for bear. Which might explain why he freaked out when he rounded a corner inside the building and came face to face with the metal detector. He nervously told the deputies, "I’ve gotta go to the car." Unfortunately for him, the deputies decided to search him anyway, discovering 14 bags of marijuana and 10 bags of heroin in his pockets. He’s joined his friend in jail.