July 8, 2005

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Jacksonville, Florida where bozo Delshawn Porter had enjoyed a nice coffee at Starbucks. As he strolled out, he told the waitress, "I left your tip on the counter." When the waitress went by to pick it up, she was surprised to notice that the "tip" was a small amount of unwrapped marijuana. His mistake was returning the very next day for another latte. This time a security guard recognized him and called the cops. Our bozo was less than thrilled with the situation and in the ensuing scuffle, his pack of rolling papers and 17 grams of marijuana fell out of his pocket. He’ll have to enjoy jailhouse java for a while.