Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Sweden where a Polish man hoped to strike it rich smuggling beer, liquor and cigarettes out of the country. He loaded his old Volvo down with 400 liters of beer, 22 liters of alcohol and 10,800 cigarettes and headed for the Norwegian border, where such items are highly taxed and bring a premium price. He probably should have checked the carrying capacity of the Volvo before heading out, however, as the car broke down just a few yards away from the border, in full view of crossing guards. He’s under arrest.