Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Fort Smith, Arkansas comes the story of clumsy bozo Joseph McGinnis who cut his arm while trying to break into a car. Apparently he couldn’t stand the sight of his own blood because instead of fleeing he ran to the nearest house to ask for help. Inside was the owner of the car he had just attempted to break into. Instead of calling an ambulance he called the cops.