September 27, 2005

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Pensacola, Florida where bozo Artemio Cruz stole a car from the parking lot of a gas station. After less than an hour our bozo noticed the car was low on gas, so, he did what any bozo would do, he returned to the very same station to fill ‘er up. Not the best plan. Employees recognized it as the stolen car and called the cops. Our bozo must have suspected something was up, as he tried to flee but was quickly captured.