Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barb Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From Merrimack, New Jersey comes the story of bozo Sammar Gupta who was doing a little moonlighting while working his regular job at the convenience store. When business was slow, he would head to the back of the store and package up marijuana for sale later. Must have been really tiring work. A customer who walked in and found the store unattended called the cops. Police arrived to find our bozo sound asleep in the back, with his head resting on a large bag of marijuana and a scale and a smaller bag of the stuff nearby. He’s under arrest.