Bozo criminal for today comes from Anderson, North Carolina where we once again learn that being a bozo is hungry work. When a neighbor went over to check on her friends’ home while they were away, she noticed something that just didn’t seem right. Inside she saw a pan of cocktail weenies simmering on the stove and a glass of orange juice and a black stocking cap on the counter. Not only did our bozo make a poor food choice, he also picked a poor hiding place. Police officers found him trying to hide on the outside deck. He’s enjoying jailhouse chow now.