Bozo criminal for today comes from Chattanooga, Tennessee, where bozo John Hastings was pulled over by the cops for a broken taillight. As the officers were approaching the car, our bozo jumped from the vehicle and ran into the nearby woods. The officers’ calls to our bozo went unanswered, so one of them shouted that since he hadn’t surrendered, they were going to turn their police dog loose. Of course, they had no dog, but the other officer could do a good imitation, so he started barking. Must have been a vicious- sounding bark, because after only a minute or so, bozo stood up and said, "I’m here! Call off the dog." He’s very embarrassed and very arrested.