April 17, 2006

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Bozo criminals for today come from Waterloo, Iowa, where bozo James Shelton and Mary Jo James wanted a few days off work. In typical bozo fashion, they hatched an elaborate scheme to get what they wanted. They fabricated a story that Mary Jo’s son had died after a lengthy illness. They sent the obituary to the local newspaper and used this as an excuse to skip work for a few days. It might have worked if they had let her son in on what was going on. He was spotted chowing down at a local restaurant a few days later. (Dead man eating?) Our bozos may get to take a few days off…in jail. They’ve been charged with tampering with records.