April 27, 2006

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report. From Las Vegas, Nevada comes the story of bozo Freddy Diego who broke into the home of a U.S. Federal magistrate and stole his car. He left behind a half consumed can of Coke, with an excellent set of fingerprints on it, in the garage. And, before he ditched the car, he left another thumb print on the rear view mirror. But, what really sealed his fate was what he left in the trunk. His backpack and some photos of himself with his girlfriend. Police had all the evidence they needed to make the arrest.