May 15, 2006

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report. From Clinton Township, Michigan comes the story of an unidentified bozo who who cut in front of a line of motorists waiting for discounted gas, in a promotion sponsored by local prosecutors. Cutting in line was bad enough, but he wasn’t even interested in the cheap gas. It was a snack he was in dire need of. He was arrested after officers on duty at the event found a stash of marijuana in his car.