May 31, 2006

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Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Bergen, Norway. Apparently, this time of the year there’s not a whole lot to do in Bergen, so our bozos were amusing themselves by doing some recreational drugs. And these drugs caused them to see some things that weren’t there, like a group of tiny little men who were coming out of the fjord to get them. Our bozos were so terrified by the little creatures that they called the cops for help. Investigating officers found no little men, but they did find 52 pounds of hashish and 314 grams of amphetamines. Our bozos are now locked safely away in jail.