Bozo criminals for today come from Moosic, Pennsylvania where two unidentified bozos finished their meal at a restaurant on Montage Mountain. Not having the money to pay, they made a break for it and ran out the door after getting their check. Guess they forgot where they were dining, as, after running out, they proceeded to fall down a deep hillside. And it was so steep that they couldn’t climb out on their own. Dozens of rescuers were required to pull our bozos to safety so they could be arrested.