August 7, 2006

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report. From Trenton, New Jersey comes the story of bozo Donald Ray Box who was serving time at the county jail for auto theft when he came up with a classic bozo money making scheme. He sent extortion letters to the FBI and local banks threatening to bomb their buildings if they didn’t deposit $20,000 in his bank account. No, not in a special numbered Swiss account, but instead in his inmate bank account at the county jail. And to make sure it went to the right place, he included his full name and inmate number. He’s been transferred to a more secure prison and has had charges of extortion added to his rap sheet.