August 4, 2006

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Alex Edwards for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Dunedin, New Zealand comes the story of two bozos who violated Bozo Rule Number 86532: When it comes to a disguise, keep it simple. Our bozos heisted a trampoline and were carrying it down the street at 1 AM. That in itself would certainly attract the attention of the police. But it was their choice of disguise that really sank them. For reasons known only to the Bozo Brain, they decided to dress up as Smurfs, the formerly popular cartoon characters. Papa Smurf and his accomplices are under arrest.