Thanks to Bozo News Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Brooklyn, New York comes the story of Bozo Abdullah Darby who sent a threatening letter to the cops, filled with a white powder and concluding with the words "Catch me if you can." The New York cops were up to the challenge, even though our bozo made it easy for them. Right after "Catch me if you can" he signed his real name. And he included his return address on the envelope.