Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Leicestershire, England, where a gang of bozos thought they were on to a big payoff. They spent weeks working in a room directly above their target, chiseling and chipping their way though nine inches of reinforced concrete floor. Finally their big night came. They burst through the ceiling and fell right into…the news stand directly below. The jewelry store they thought they were breaking into was three doors down the street. Oops. They fled without taking anything.