February 7, 2007

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Bozo criminal for today comes from West Valley, Utah, where bozo Brook Alston kept calling the 911 operator, insisting that he had an emergency. He dialed 911 twelve times in the space of five hours to complain about his toothache. He refused an ambulance, didn’t want a visit from the police and just seemed like he enjoyed complaining. Then things got a little weird. He started griping about the drug dealers, saying he wanted them off the street. And then he told the operator he was going to tell president George Bush if he didn’t get the help he needed. Finally, he pulled out the big guns. He told the operator he could tell CNN’s Nancy Grace what was going on. That may have pushed the operator over the edge. Police paid our bozo a little visit and charged him with 911 abuse.