November 12, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Fairfield, Connecticut, where an unidentified bozo entered a Dunkin Donuts, claiming to be armed with a gun and a bomb. He gave the clerk a note announcing that this was a robbery and then proceeded to grab what he thought was the cash register. So far so good, right? Wrong. What he grabbed was the store’s adding machine, which has no money drawer. Oops.