August 15, 2008

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Georgetown, Texas, comes the story of bozo Augustine Ramos who was near completing a 12 year sentence for false imprisonment when he went to see his parole officer for a regularly scheduled meeting. At this time, his parole officer told our bozo that new kidnapping charges had been filed against him, and that they were going to place him under arrest. As they were taking him to jail, officers preparing to impound his car found over 10 grams of cocaine, marijuana and a set of lock picks inside the vehicle. Oops. He won’t be needing the car for a while. The judge added 50 more years to his sentence.