Bozo criminal for today comes from San Francisco, California, where bozo Darwin Perez used a cinder block to break a window of a liquor store. As you are no doubt aware, being a bozo is hot, exhausting work, which perhaps explains why our bozo decided to take a little break inside the liquor store’s walk-in beer cooler. And that’s where the cops found him, enjoying a refreshing beverage. He’s busted!