Bozo criminal for today comes from the Bronx, New York, where two men mugged a 71-year-old woman in the elevator of her apartment building. Her neighbors noticed what was going on and called 911. Our two bozos were running out of the building when they spotted a light blue Ford Crown Victoria, a car often used as a taxi. Thinking it was a cab, they tried to flag it down. It turned out to be an unmarked police car answering the 911 call. They’re busted!