Bozo criminal for today comes from Cheboygan, Michigan, where bozo Howard Keller got lost while hunting and called 911 for help. Police and a Coast Guard helicopter braved high winds and blowing snow to locate him. But our story doesn’t have such a happy ending, at least not for our bozo. After he was rescued, it was discovered he was a convicted felon with outstanding warrants. And did we mention he was prohibited from carrying a weapon, even on a hunting trip? He’s under arrest.