August 6, 2009

Bozo Criminal for today comes from Mobile, Alabama, where an unidentified bozo walked into a convenience store with two t-shirts wrapped around his head and pointed a gun at the clerk. He then demanded cash but the bewildered clerk just stood there, without responding to his demands. He told her to hand over the cash a second time and again she just looked at him and shook her head. After trying a third time and getting the same response, our bozo finally gave up and walked out. Before we declare the clerk a hero, you should know one thing. She speaks almost no English and didn’t understand a word our bozo was saying to her.