March 14, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from South Greensburg, Pennsylvania, where the cops were called to a BP gas station after bozo Thomas Williams filled up his tank and then announced he had no money. After a brief scuffle with the officer, our bozo fled into a nearby building, where he managed to lose the cops. And they might not have found him had he not decided to take a smoke break. Yep, a smoke break. The officers noticed the smell of smoke coming from the ceiling and drug him out of the crawl space. He’s under arrest.