Bozo criminal for today forgot Bozo Rule Number 100976: Hiding places that are good for Hide and Seek don’t necessarily work with the cops. From Hastings, Michigan, comes the story of bozo Chuck Wilson who attempted to break into a restaurant, setting off the burglar alarm. When the cops arrived they noticed a big pile of leaves nearby. A really big pile of leaves. Yep, our bozo had tried to cover himself with leaves to hide from the cops. Bad idea. He’s under arrest.