February 8, 2012

Bozo criminal for today comes from Letcher County, Kentucky, where bozo Andrew Tarver broke into a supermarket. This alone would not necessarily qualify as bozo activity. It was what he was wearing that landed him the the Bozo Hall of Fame. When the cops arrived, they found our bozo inside, wearing only a pair of black boots, with his entire body covered in peanut butter and chocolate. Sort of a Bozo Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup. Police said our bozo had apparently seen the error of his ways, as he had written the word "Sorry" on the floor in Nyquil. He’s been charged with burglary, criminal mischief and indecent exposure.