Merci Bozo

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glenn Winkey for sending in today’s report from the International File In Montreal, Canada. Our bozo couple made up an elaborate plan to fake a home robbery to collect insurance money. And they planned it pretty well, too, hiding the valuables, smashing some jewelry and even planting fake footprints of the “thieves.” Everything thing was going well, the cops were called and the woman, acting distraught, was explaining how she had “lost everything” when her cell phone rang. Her father was on the other line, and the woman began calmly speaking to him in French. And they weren’t just exchanging pleasentries. She was explaining, in detail, exactly what was going on. One thing our bozos failed to think of. Since this was Canada, there was a pretty good chance the cop would be bi-lengual. Which he was. He toot 10 pages of notes while listening to her “confession” before placing her under arrest.