Really, Officer, This One Is Just a Spare

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from Key West, Florida. Bozo Michelle Stanford had what appeared to be a nice situation there, enjoying life and living on a houseboat. But things were not what they seemed. 18 years ago our bozo had been convicted of payroll fraud in Kansas City and had skipped town, eventually turning up under an assumed name in Key West. Things were going smoothly untlil someone tipped the Secret Service about her real identity. When detectives showed up and began questioning her, she seemed a little nervous, so they asked her to produce her birth certificate. She dug around in some papers and pulled out a fake birth certificate with her new name. Unfortunately, when she pulled out the fake certificate, her real birth certificate and social security card fell to the floor. Oops. She’s busted!