Pull That Cart Over, Ma’am

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Bozo criminal for today obviously forgot Bozo Rule Number 32459: A getaway car should be inconspicious, and speedy. From Warrenton, Oregon, comes the story of bozo Laurie Chambers who swiped $13 from the tip jar at the local Subway and then tried to use it to purchase her $12.75 meal. The cops were called but our bozo had fled the scene by the time they arrived. While they were there, the received a call about a woman matching her description causing a disturbance at the Rite Aid store a short distance away. Again, she was gone by the time they arrived but this time they got a report of a motorized shopping cart loaded with merchandise being stolen from a Home Depot. And that was her fatal mistake. The cops spotted her, with the cart stacked high with merchandise, motoring down U.S. Highway 101. She’s busted!