Maybe He Should Have Stolen Some Nicorette, Too

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where bozo Paul Kelly held up a bank and got away with an undisclosed amount of cash. As you might expect, robbing a bank is nerve-wracking and you might need a cigarette to calm down after it was all over. Apparently that’s what happened to our bozo. Unfortunately, he had no cigarettes on him so he stopped and asked a construction worker if he could bum one off him. This brief encounter was enough for the cops to obtain a description of our bozo, which led to his arrest. He’s been sentenced to 10 years.