Bozo criminal for today comes from New Kensington, Pennsylvania, where police were called to a local bank after a report of a hold-up. Several witnesses described the robber and a couple of them said they thought they saw him run into a nearby chicken and biscuits restaurant. The cops were familiar with the business and knew they had a video surveillance system set up so they went inside hoping to take a look at it. Instead they took a look at something much more interesting. Our bozo sitting a a booth enjoying a chicken dinner. He’s under arrest.