Run, Forrest! No! Not That Way!

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report which contains a violation of Bozo Rule Number 767452: When fleeing the cops, run AWAY from your residence. Bozo Michael Green of Buffalo, New York, was caught removing a ceiling mounted TV from a vehicle. He dropped the TV and took off, with the cops in hot pursuit. He ran directly to his house and weny inside where he immediately dialed 911 to report a false shooting in an effort to distract the police. Didn’t work. He’s now been charged with grand larceny, criminal trespassing, falsely reporting and incident and second-degree obstruction of governmental administration. On a positive note, the jail does have a TV.