Next Time Get Him a Decaf

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Our bozo for today was not charged with a crime so technically she’s not a criminal but the story deserves mention anyway. Police investigators say bozo Andi Hayes crashed her car into a guard rail in South Union Township, Pennsylvania. The cops noticed their was a parrot in the car along with bird seed in the cup holder next to a coffee cup. In discussing the accident, she offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. She told the police the bird wasn’t satisfied with his seed and was trying to drink the coffee in the cup. She claimed the birds actions distracted her and caused the crash. She was not charged and was treated for a broken arm and released. The bird suffered no injuries.