There are a couple of bozos in today’s report from Oakland Park, Florida, but only one is an actual criminal, the other is just a sound sleeper. A reallly sound sleeper. Bozo Dennis Nalls drove up to a convenience store to find the clerk fast asleep. He had intended to grab a Good Humor ice cream from the store’s freezer, but soon developed another plan. Surveillance cameras show him working for a full 15 minutes to drag the whole freezer full of the stuff through the store and out the door, past the still sleeping clerk. He did get away with his ice cream but didn’t get very far, since a Good Humor freezer is pretty hard to hide. He’s under arrest. No word on the fate of the clerk.