This Is Definitely Not a Solution To Our Unemployment Problem

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Bozo criminal for today from Norfolk, Virginia, needed a job. Really, really, needed a job. He walked into the local McDonalds and asked the manager for an application. The manager explained to him twice that the application process was handled online. Apparently, our bozo needed that job NOW, so he lifted his shirt to show a gun tucked in his waistband. The manager asked our bozo to sit, printed a paper application and called the cops. The only job he got is pushing a broom at the county jail.