Must Have Been One Nice Hat

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Eastlake, Ohio, where our unidentified 18-year-old bozo ran a red light and the cops gave chase. He then pulled his car into a driveway, jumped out and ran off, with the cops in hot pursuit. He was pretty fleet afoot and managed to give the officers the slip. But, in the best tradition of bozo criminals, he returned to the scene of the crime…to retrieve his hat which he had lost when he jumped out of the car. Bad idea. The cops were still there. He’s under arrest.