Our bozo for today comes from Great Falls, Montana, where the cops were called to a residence after neighbors reported hearing gunshots and screaming coming from the house next door. Police surrounded the place and officers reported “loud talking” and “flashing lights” coming from inside. As the officers crept closer, they found the source of all the commotion. The family was gathered around a big screen TV with an expensive sound system watching the season premiere of “The Walking Dead.” After finding no actual zombies, the investigation was called off and everyone returned to watching TV.