Mom Had Always Told Him To Share

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report from Spartanburg, South Carolina, where the cops received a rather unusual 911 call. Bozo Nicholas Barker was on the other end of the line, complaining that his mom “was mad and yelling at him” because he had smoked “the last of the methamphetamine.” The cops had to go look into this one. When they got there our bozo was still upset and screaming about his mom being mad at him. Further investigation proved he had indeed smoked the last of the meth. He’s been arrested and charged with causing a disturbance.